r/Cursedcomments | EAT HIM

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  • StaKuur


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    My face while watching this is brighter than my future

  • Jovanni Wikel

    Jovanni Wikel

    5 ժամ առաջ

    Jack, stop being a creep for Kylie Jenner!

  • Clay More

    Clay More

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    COD lobby...
    "Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, etc, etc..."
    "Where's your momma, I need to slap a b¡+@#"
    "... 😶 shut up..."

  • A Dedicated Tarantula Mom

    A Dedicated Tarantula Mom

    2 օր առաջ

    G’day *ffffffffffriends*

  • Olli Viljami Manninen

    Olli Viljami Manninen

    5 օր առաջ

    Meanwhile me an European in a 100°C sauna: it's kinda cold ain't it eh

  • jayden lucksom

    jayden lucksom

    5 օր առաջ

    Killing people surprise Nazism

  • thatmanfrom


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    Wow that art work is so cool.

  • Molly Anderson

    Molly Anderson

    7 օր առաջ

    I almost it at the COD meme.

  • Dion Scott Jones

    Dion Scott Jones

    8 օր առաջ

    The Asians favourite topping

  • Fernando Álvarez Murillo

    Fernando Álvarez Murillo

    8 օր առաջ

    Well atleast he has a 70$ co- *laugh *

    Me: oh no hes gay

  • Contherage


    8 օր առաջ

    15:19 I'd take cat over pineapple as a pizza topping any day. And actually, that cat knows. He is just trying to save you from having to eat that disgusting pineapple pizza that you must have accidentally ordered, or the ones at the pizza place just decided to give you as a prank instead of what you actually ordered. For the cat doesn't know how to understand human speak about pizza. The cat just knows that pineapple does not belong on pizza.

  • Miguel Mercado

    Miguel Mercado

    8 օր առաջ

    13:11 If I were Giantstink, I would’ve replied with “I know...”

  • BatBoi


    8 օր առաջ

    The thumbnails aren't showing up for me anymore, so now this video is a thumbnail of a young kid with the name telling me to eat him

  • MilkManKarl009


    9 օր առաջ

    6:59 that item would only be used as decoration from a gun mod

  • Viktor Boel

    Viktor Boel

    9 օր առաջ

    Lol, that picture at 13:17... I took that picture and uploaded it to 9gag back in 14th july 2016 and only got 70 upvotes xD
    I don't know why I'm so mindblown, but it's kinda cool, that a picture I took is in an Emkay video :O

  • Fallenspartan73


    9 օր առաջ

    My dad answers spam calls with “Pete’s abortion clinic and pizza place where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce”

  • Hagen springtrap

    Hagen springtrap

    9 օր առաջ

    I dare someone to search for guy squatting on google

  • Medium Approach Medium Productions

    Medium Approach Medium Productions

    9 օր առաջ

    4:11 Right on the airbag, too....also is that a PT Cruiser?

  • Dr. Gamecube

    Dr. Gamecube

    9 օր առաջ

    “There was a boy in my class that couldn’t have coins because he’d eat them. 1000 WAYS TO DIE: BANK RUPTURED

  • Valoress Bqiskrnrjbx

    Valoress Bqiskrnrjbx

    9 օր առաջ

    1:08 holy fuck I wheezed

  • Arcanine-Espeon


    11 օր առաջ

    Hi, Jack. 15:35 Google has absolutely no idea what a "female pedestrian filer" is. Do you think you could lend me a little help??
    Edit: sigh..."female ped -(estrian)- o phile"

  • Jay Craw

    Jay Craw

    11 օր առաջ

    Don't worry Ferb and Vanessa got together in College becuase Vanessa had a boyfriend when they first met

  • Connor Perkins

    Connor Perkins

    11 օր առաջ

    im gonna start doing pony play... then purposely break my leg so they legally have to shoot me

  • Amy Garrett

    Amy Garrett

    11 օր առաջ

    12:27 best line ever

  • Lil shit stain aka Leo

    Lil shit stain aka Leo

    11 օր առաջ


  • Kest


    11 օր առաջ

    'Wait really? We can say crap?!'
    this caught me off guard, and it made me happy

  • kaleb ulibarri

    kaleb ulibarri

    11 օր առաջ

    These backgrounds get more and more off-white

  • Andrea Caramaschi

    Andrea Caramaschi

    11 օր առաջ

    For 0:46 , my uncle thought the same thing, then he found out that he was allergic to the contrast(or whatever is used for those tests)

  • Cpkudron gaming

    Cpkudron gaming

    11 օր առաջ

    There were 2 Anthpo posts in a row

  • The First Omega

    The First Omega

    11 օր առաջ

    3:54 "Call it ITAN"...I uhh.. think thats supposed to be Titan XD

  • Plant


    11 օր առաջ

    jack? are you Sean's dad?

  • Patrick martin

    Patrick martin

    12 օր առաջ

    4:18 even worse than the stones is the fact that is a PT Cruiser

  • Noble sparten

    Noble sparten

    12 օր առաջ

    Congratulations you just turned a safety device in your car into a homemade Claymore

  • Benny


    13 օր առաջ

    #46 would be kicked out of the room

  • Hand over The beans

    Hand over The beans

    13 օր առաջ

    As I look at the thumbnail, I think "that's a little too much cat for one maybe two slices of pizza."so I think it would be better if you were to cut them up and put them on all the slices.

  • Sal The RPG Nerd

    Sal The RPG Nerd

    13 օր առաջ

    jacks name and an OFF elsen profile pic. god.

  • Buggy


    13 օր առաջ

    11:47 Prego today, Ragu tomorrow

  • Dxbii


    13 օր առաջ


  • limbo


    13 օր առաջ

    10:58 hey that's my replay

  • HIJ12 Sch

    HIJ12 Sch

    13 օր առաջ

    Why not in america I am in an american country and use celcius

  • Tyler Lamming

    Tyler Lamming

    14 օր առաջ

    Nope nope nope nope nope

  • Mr. Blueguy

    Mr. Blueguy

    14 օր առաջ

    «The sun Will eventually turn red» me a superman fan: «i like Where this is going»



    14 օր առաջ

    I’m pretty sure the airbag functions very similarly to an M18 claymore anti-personnel mine.

  • Nick van de Peppel

    Nick van de Peppel

    14 օր առաջ

    "Surprise Communism" LMFAO, fits too well

  • sonofsun


    14 օր առաջ

    WOW look at this MAN! Can you get a youtuber who puts no blue light white screen in the background? No wonder he has 2.5 mil subs

  • [Alpha]


    14 օր առաջ


  • TRiCK


    14 օր առաջ

    4:56 toddlers are either cold blooded or we need to turn their blood cold. I have tried it and it works. Now the kids in my basement doesn’t argue with me anymore.

  • Einer_mit_Döner_oder_Pizza


    14 օր առաջ

    11 Chinese like the thumbnail

  • Wilsonio The Great

    Wilsonio The Great

    14 օր առաջ

    2:56 what if room is *r o u n d*

  • Milky Cloud

    Milky Cloud

    14 օր առաջ

    3:50 took me a good 20 seconds to understand what was wrong 😂😂

  • gk 123

    gk 123

    15 օր առաջ

    Can this comment get 69 comments and 420 likes

    • gk 123

      gk 123

      15 օր առաջ


  • Alexander Ham

    Alexander Ham

    15 օր առաջ

    5:13 its either he doesn't like anime so much he doesn't want to be your friend...

    Or he's dead

  • Drick Javier

    Drick Javier

    15 օր առաջ

    Hi, I just recently refurbished my account. I need help from you guys to grow this channel. Please SUBSCRIBE to this channel and I'll assure you a content that will crack you up. I'll apologize in advance if you notice me spamming comments 😊

  • InLiothixie


    15 օր առաջ


  • rbxless


    15 օր առաջ

    14:05 that's pretty far away, Uranus is in the outer Solar System.

  • Hermise Jasper

    Hermise Jasper

    15 օր առաջ

    The. Comment about tortoises is scary and accurate Box tortoises in particular have a Shlong that is at least half their body’s length. Look up a picture if your dare.

  • Robert J. Sunderland

    Robert J. Sunderland

    15 օր առաջ

    Is it weird that I for sure recognize the image with the nuns at 6:46... Like, does anybody else?

  • just a fellow weeb

    just a fellow weeb

    16 օր առաջ

    8:51 ha jokes on u I never ate a hotdog (not vegen or something)

  • Vaporwave demon

    Vaporwave demon

    16 օր առաջ

    I noticed that Jack (the commenter at 5:45 or 5:46) has one of those guys from off for his pfp

  • hdfjkg ns?

    hdfjkg ns?

    16 օր առաջ

    i dont like how i know my bones are wet

  • Z 206

    Z 206

    16 օր առաջ

    3:48 made me lose my crap HAHAHAA

  • Fishy Ninjja

    Fishy Ninjja

    16 օր առաջ

    4:40 (breathes in) T U R B O

  • David Alvaro

    David Alvaro

    16 օր առաջ

    2:05 they’re poor, but they ACT rich, while the rich people wear normal clothing. I know this rule!

  • Foxer_ Gaming :D

    Foxer_ Gaming :D

    16 օր առաջ

    The title of the vid is soooo good i want to BREAK my phone AND TAKE THE PIZZA OUT OF THE THUMBNAIL THAT HAS THE CAT AND EAT IT!!!!!!

  • Kono dio da

    Kono dio da

    16 օր առաջ

    14:25 where the hell is doppio

  • Matty Splatty

    Matty Splatty

    16 օր առաջ

    You know you've made it in life when you're friends with Jack
    I'm jack's friend :D

  • AussieBullet


    16 օր առաջ

    15:14 I cannot, I am not a doctor

  • dylken 569

    dylken 569

    16 օր առաջ

    How is the title image cursed?

  • Kurama From Naruto

    Kurama From Naruto

    16 օր առաջ

    Autobots I can't pole out?
    Me: take that Prime hahahahahahaha

  • Basmatti Jagdeo

    Basmatti Jagdeo

    17 օր առաջ


  • Gruff Biscuit

    Gruff Biscuit

    17 օր առաջ

    Get ay fffffriends

  • W S

    W S

    17 օր առաջ

    4:38 so thats why my mom left me so damn fast

  • Fennec Draws

    Fennec Draws

    17 օր առաջ

    Not me having to google who the 44th american president was

  • Moofey


    17 օր առաջ


  • O.G Devourer of Gods

    O.G Devourer of Gods

    17 օր առաջ

    *Ə Æ Þ*

  • HappyGamer 4ever

    HappyGamer 4ever

    17 օր առաջ

    Jack is a snack that smiles back so I smiled back then ate him. Kinda good tho, bit raw but tastes good.

  • Suwarti Burlian

    Suwarti Burlian

    17 օր առաջ

    i flipped downside up

  • Annabelle Rose

    Annabelle Rose

    17 օր առաջ

    Friendly n00dles ❤️💕

  • SetHan Lee

    SetHan Lee

    17 օր առաջ




    17 օր առաջ

    17:12, I am gonna do whatever it takes to get those wings
    If they are going to be on sale

  • Camden Neuberg

    Camden Neuberg

    17 օր առաջ

    Wait, WHAT?!?
    it is 1029 pm right now for me...

  • SodaPopper -_

    SodaPopper -_

    17 օր առաջ

    Instead of Adolf Hitler say Rejected German Artist

  • Sora Jones

    Sora Jones

    17 օր առաջ

    8:51 Only if we are wrapped in bread

  • Lynden Haineault

    Lynden Haineault

    18 օր առաջ

    I follow noodles on Instagram and I loved that comment 🤣

  • Jamsyplayz


    18 օր առաջ

    I remember when I was a kid one of the bubbles of the hot springs of yellow stone National park popped and I smelled like rotten eggs for a week

  • Chioma Moronu

    Chioma Moronu

    18 օր առաջ

    7:15 but I can actually do this-

  • Advancering Newholder

    Advancering Newholder

    18 օր առաջ

    15:20 Chineese?

  • 2022


    18 օր առաջ

    8:40 just doin something

  • rudra kirti

    rudra kirti

    18 օր առաջ

    18:08 we used white and mixture of bright colors with background of dark colors it makes an illusion of glowing

  • Hayden Roberts Composer

    Hayden Roberts Composer

    18 օր առաջ

    Thanks TikTok, I'm gonna feel mildly insulted now every single time somebody says "You walk too quickly"

  • Eric Campos Sanchez

    Eric Campos Sanchez

    18 օր առաջ

    8:05 I swear like this on a daily basis.
    And Now I’m changing female dog to feminine pup

  • Flashlight237


    18 օր առաջ

    14:01 Bold claim given there are only 97 million songs out there.

  • Cool Guy

    Cool Guy

    18 օր առաջ

    Susan Wojcicki is a Female_dog.

  • phottiogames56


    19 օր առաջ

    12:51 ayo Davie made it in to emkay

  • ash ray

    ash ray

    19 օր առաջ

    I'm sure u will love redo of healer ( it's an anime but I'd say u will love episode 2 the most)

  • enlightendbel


    19 օր առաջ

    Having done the 'sit on an airbag and blow it' thing as a challenge, don't worry, doctors won't feel any need to remove that positive energy from her face.
    And the mortician will just slather some makeup over them to make her look presentable.

  • Ibrahim Ali

    Ibrahim Ali

    19 օր առաջ

    A door knob just saved my life please bless this knob
    The same knob just saved my life again

  • Reactoonity


    19 օր առաջ


  • Techmaster 3707

    Techmaster 3707

    19 օր առաջ

    I would pay $50 to play D&D with any narrator from EmKay, and $100 to play with Jack

  • AstralAxolix


    19 օր առաջ

    1:08 *she got filled with that optimus slime*