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  • kyle mossi

    kyle mossi

    2 օր առաջ

    The people that want shit for free, are the same people that charge outrageous prices for their "content" on onlyfans.

  • Jonas Pauli

    Jonas Pauli

    4 օր առաջ

    Who did this stuff first? I don't want to watch those who copy content, lol

  • {Hi_ there}

    {Hi_ there}

    5 օր առաջ

    Me:"haveing a trashy day"
    EmKay:"exst's"
    Me"Happy"

  • PositivePyro _

    PositivePyro _

    6 օր առաջ

    Karen: sees expensive item
    Karen: is for me?👉👈🥺

    • watson couch

      watson couch

      4 օր առաջ

      Hahahahahahahha no

  • Braeden O'Brien

    Braeden O'Brien

    7 օր առաջ


    👉👈

  • jerimiac basirius

    jerimiac basirius

    7 օր առաջ

    Let's see
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  • Steady Bettie

    Steady Bettie

    7 օր առաջ

    Hahaha 5:49 Fantastic 👏

  • catbee gaming

    catbee gaming

    8 օր առաջ

    10:38 that’s a lie, he didn’t demand for anything.

  • Vinnie OST

    Vinnie OST

    8 օր առաջ

    Choosingbeggars and extremelyinfuriating are my favourite

  • Block Box

    Block Box

    8 օր առաջ

    People like this make me wanna throw either me, or them off a bridge.

  • Silvr Nightingale

    Silvr Nightingale

    8 օր առաջ

    11:20 First youtube, then the internet, THEN the world. Small steps, Jack... Small steps.

  • Silvr Nightingale

    Silvr Nightingale

    8 օր առաջ

    $60 for a tattoo the size of a quarter is a steal. My tattoo, about the diameter of two quarters side-by-side, cost $100 (would've been $120, but the artist gave me a discount, as it was my first tattoo). $60 for that tattoo in the video would be a great price, especially if the artist was really good.

  • AHC

    AHC

    8 օր առաջ

    Thank jeebus Lexi stopped doing these, was so grossed out by that man voice

  • AHC

    AHC

    8 օր առաջ

    Thank god lexi stopped doing these probably killed themselves bless the lord

  • Mary S

    Mary S

    8 օր առաջ

    "A rat with manners"
    Sounds like my mom

  • Yaseen Sufyan

    Yaseen Sufyan

    9 օր առաջ

    Pog

  • Karen Shan

    Karen Shan

    9 օր առաջ

    A NOTE THAT SEXISM IS DISCRIMINATION AGAINST A GENDER SO THEM ASKING FOR A MALE IS IN FACT *SEXISM*

    there is no in between. sure maybe their religious. so? still sexism, they just have an excuse.

    • SlimSam

      SlimSam

      8 օր առաջ

      They probably want a male employee because if it was a female, it would distract them. Idk, just my thoughts.

  • Elliot Miller

    Elliot Miller

    9 օր առաջ

    "I say weird things and someone let me have a platform one here"~Jack 2021

  • Arre Barre

    Arre Barre

    9 օր առաջ

    And my stepmother is a choosingbeggar

  • Arre Barre

    Arre Barre

    9 օր առաջ

    My teacher is a feminist

  • Arre Barre

    Arre Barre

    9 օր առաջ

    Pog

  • Cosmic Catalyst

    Cosmic Catalyst

    9 օր առաջ

    Jack needs to stick to this, facepalm and cursedcomments.

  • fwabbas Richmond

    fwabbas Richmond

    9 օր առաջ

    I don't understand why people want hours of work, recorces and years of practice for a small price. Art work takes time, I do hyper realism and a small piece takes 3-5 hour to complete with a high level of detail.
    If it is so easy, do it yourself.

  • Jennifer Wilkerson

    Jennifer Wilkerson

    10 օր առաջ

    The Yandere dev one TRIGGERED me cuz that game is Awesome!

  • Overseer's memes, Gacha and probably more

    Overseer's memes, Gacha and probably more

    10 օր առաջ

    Me:*recieves argentium*
    The first guy if we shared an account:our argentium

  • Zephyr Inkscar

    Zephyr Inkscar

    10 օր առաջ

    I'm sorry but maybe just me-
    WHEN THEY SAID THE WORLD AT THE END 11:14
    I SWEAR I HEARED DIO
    SAYING
    "ZA WAURDO!"

  • akapesic

    akapesic

    10 օր առաջ

    1:46 wow you totally can't see the "Adam Croft" under the black.

  • That ARK Player

    That ARK Player

    10 օր առաջ

    the name in 11:03 is in german

    • Qbinho

      Qbinho

      6 օր առաջ

      of course it is.

  • Miracle Girl

    Miracle Girl

    10 օր առաջ

    I honestly did not expect to see Yandere Dev on this one!!
    *But I'm not surprised...*

  • Alexander Jurado

    Alexander Jurado

    10 օր առաջ

    Why are the captions in Korean

  • hillel Krieger

    hillel Krieger

    10 օր առաջ

    I am a welcomed welcome :D

  • Cotton Candy Clouds

    Cotton Candy Clouds

    10 օր առաջ

    The reason why most artists who take commissions either have clients pay in full up front or half up front and half once the work is completed is to keep them from spending hours making a custom piece of art just to have the client say,
    "Oh, I don't think I want to pay you anymore! But you already made the art, soooooo can I just have it for free?"
    Moral of the story: Don't be a dick to anyone, and especially don't be a dick to people who you hired to do work for you.

  • Zaeryth

    Zaeryth

    10 օր առաջ

    I am selling a car on Facebook right now for $2000 (an amazing price in our area for something with no issues at all) and people legit come to me asking to take it for FREE. Like what!?

  • Kyuubi Chan

    Kyuubi Chan

    10 օր առաջ

    People are actually complaining about yandere dev, but are you ones of the people who bullied him? Or did you know what did he go trough?

  • Yeetonit Plays

    Yeetonit Plays

    11 օր առաջ

    So during the video, I saw an ad for basically stealing videos to make money. It's just stealing. 😂😂😂

  • Matt's Aquatics

    Matt's Aquatics

    11 օր առաջ

    7:00 sounds like the stanley parable narrator LOL

  • Green Mitier

    Green Mitier

    11 օր առաջ

    Thumbnail: when America want oil

  • Badkat57

    Badkat57

    11 օր առաջ

    Frick PlayStation

  • Super Mario

    Super Mario

    11 օր առաջ

    E

  • Lilly, The Queen of Trash

    Lilly, The Queen of Trash

    11 օր առաջ

    3:17
    m y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s

  • Reily Kreinest

    Reily Kreinest

    11 օր առաջ

    (Sound sounds)

  • Dogeth

    Dogeth

    11 օր առաջ

    Radovan's name is similar to mine and it hurts my soul

  • poop 212

    poop 212

    11 օր առաջ

    You know that patirck. meme where he says three take it or leave it thats the beggars

  • Kyrie Jean

    Kyrie Jean

    11 օր առաջ

    https://youtu.be/FfS2nEX6ZAI?t=637 True Story: My 13 year old brother has always loved Yandere Simulator and loves getting involved with the game, me being a good older brother, of course supported him 100% and I always let him email Yandere Dev and play the game on my pc, seeing as he doesn't have one. When he first got his phone, he made a phenomenal back track and sent it through email on my pc to Yandere Dev, and of course he responded back (never once, has he emailed him and not gotten a response) saying, "I love this track, but it being from a phone and unable to play to it's best, I would like you to try and transfer it onto a better music making app, best of luck." (not his exact words, just close enough, I'm tired don't judge me lol). So this was like 2 or 3 months ago, and as an update, my younger brother now has his own pc, and I can always hear him typing away and making music in his room, he's even showed me some rough drafts (and holy damn he's good). I know this sounds like random rambling and stuff so let me get to the point lol, basically, Yandere Dev is an amazing game maker, and treats his fans accordingly. I can't wait for the day he sends in his music and gets accepted (and if not, he still has the memories and if that makes him happy, well it works for me too.)
    Btw for those who don't know, Yandere Dev is the creator of Yandere Simulator, and my brother can name every character from it, their cliché, popularity, and knows every single way how to kill someone (in the game) and how to win. I watched him go from a noob to a master in a total of about 11 months and I'm proud even if most wouldn't be. Proud brother moment.

  • XXverxcyXX4

    XXverxcyXX4

    11 օր առաջ

    the 137 dislikes are karens

  • Naiths

    Naiths

    11 օր առաջ

    re

  • Louisse Marguerette Navales

    Louisse Marguerette Navales

    11 օր առաջ

    #dankdoodlememes
    Nobody:
    Every successful person's story on how they started out: *Well, I started out as poor-*

    • Louisse Marguerette Navales

      Louisse Marguerette Navales

      4 օր առաջ

      @MemeMann I know XD

    • MemeMann

      MemeMann

      5 օր առաջ

      Wrong channel

  • NotLogicalNailNailyBitchTits

    NotLogicalNailNailyBitchTits

    11 օր առաջ

    2:00 aren't library books free or is this just a Washington thing?

  • Spy64 gamer

    Spy64 gamer

    11 օր առաջ

    Me: *Has bill cipher flashbacks at the fan art*

  • Chris Whit

    Chris Whit

    11 օր առաջ

    size when it comes to tattoos tends to equate to more value. it's harder to make smaller things look pretty than it is to make bigger things look pretty.

  • Gavin Zukowski

    Gavin Zukowski

    11 օր առաջ

    4 days ago and only 280,042 views?

  • MILK

    MILK

    12 օր առաջ

    MILK

  • Max Kreuzer

    Max Kreuzer

    12 օր առաջ

    Þe name of þe fanart artist is German and means "mister surname"

    • Up Yer Nan

      Up Yer Nan

      8 օր առաջ

      I love the letter thorn :D

    • Miracle Girl

      Miracle Girl

      10 օր առաջ

      I like þe fact þat someone uses þe letter þ!!

  • Memerboi69

    Memerboi69

    12 օր առաջ

    Behold: THE CHART OF EXPOSURE AND PAYMENT
    No Payment, No Exposure: Terrible Choosing Beggars. Will attempt to force you to make it for them.
    No Payment, Exposure (#1): Average Choosing Beggars. You know these people.
    No Payment, Exposure (#2): Good Person without money. Wants to help, if you make it for them they will attempt to find paying customers to help. More polite.
    Payment, No Exposure: Probably a Good Person. Will help as much as they can, and share it to a few friends.
    Payment, Exposure (#1): Good Person. Helps as much as they can.
    Payment, Exposure (#2): Scott Cawthon. Exotic Butters. (For FNaF fangame devs only.)

  • HappyGamer 4ever

    HappyGamer 4ever

    12 օր առաջ

    Until this day, idk what the awards in reddit do

  • Penny Potatos

    Penny Potatos

    12 օր առաջ

    Emkay

  • Connie Lee

    Connie Lee

    12 օր առաջ

    hahaha herr_natchgame> I think its suppose to be in RuPauls voice, she says "herrrr" and (snatch game) is something on drag race, just my guess when I heard you pronounce it

  • Jordanity

    Jordanity

    12 օր առաջ

    is it just me or is robin the funniest

  • T3ddyGuardian

    T3ddyGuardian

    12 օր առաջ

    1:44 you can see through the black highlighter lol

  • IThinkItsGaby

    IThinkItsGaby

    12 օր առաջ

    i never thought i’d encounter a choosing beggar considering i’m under 14 but fine.
    so i was the only one home, being an idiot and playing apex but this woman knocks on my door. let’s call her EW. for some backstory, our house is relatively nice and has big windows with high ceilings, it’s in a village with a nice community. she was relatively young looking, maybe 30. seemed pretty nice at first. she was wearing a black shirt and a bright yellow miniskirt, weird fashion choice but whatever.
    EW: hello young lady, are your parents home?
    me: no.
    EW: not even your mother?
    me: no.
    EW: older siblings?
    me: big surprise, no. how can i help you ma’am?
    EW: well pass this note to your parents for me please. have a good day. *she proceeds to close the door, yes my door, she reached her arm into the house to close my door*
    the note says in horrible handwriting roughly: “hello. i am *insert EW’s name* . my mother *random lady who i’ve never heard of* used to own this house, she was a landlady. she recently died and i would like this house back”
    (we bought our house from a landlord and when asking he said he has owned this house for 30 years.)
    “if you could please slip the keys through the door of *insert address* that’d be lovely, thanks. ~EW
    P.S do not expect payment for my mother owned this house and i have full rights to it.”
    she wanted OUR house?? my landlord said a man had owned this house before him and that nobody had owned it before that. i looked up her mother and all i found was a tinder profile. it said she was a college professor, not a landlady. and i just thought “if she’s dead why she on tinder?” anyways i told my parents and they just threw the note away and we still laugh about it.

  • H F

    H F

    12 օր առաջ

    The woman who commented on the guy who draws celebs for free does have a bit of a point, though. Celebs are more fortunate than the average person will ever be, though if he wants to draw stuff for free that's his business. 🤷‍♀️

  • Dandy Reza

    Dandy Reza

    12 օր առաջ

    Ok :P

  • rei marata

    rei marata

    12 օր առաջ

    1:35 name is phil kendal

  • Kami Zilla

    Kami Zilla

    12 օր առաջ

    I go to away for 3 months and come back to some dude named jack running emkay? Pathetic.

  • Jfkmdt3

    Jfkmdt3

    12 օր առաջ

    Video

  • Coolgame01NZ

    Coolgame01NZ

    12 օր առաջ

    I need your car for free

  • Nico Schock

    Nico Schock

    12 օր առաջ

    Damn you butchered that name so hard as a German I didn't realise your were trying to pronounce German CD no hard feelings love the content

  • A. Buster_123

    A. Buster_123

    12 օր առաջ

    4:05 and here’s a quick way to do it.
    1. No.
    2. No.
    3. No.

    • A. Buster_123

      A. Buster_123

      12 օր առաջ

      Can you guess what 4 is?

  • Holy Foot

    Holy Foot

    12 օր առաջ

    Ill be a follower of the Mkay taking over the world as long as I get more quality content!!!

  • B

    B

    12 օր առաջ

    its so worth it to buy procreate XD it aint even that expensive its literally 10 bucks I-

  • J05H

    J05H

    12 օր առաջ

    Beeeeeep

  • Keyz ze

    Keyz ze

    12 օր առաջ

    Bases tattoo price of $60?? bro that's a bargain

  • kauske

    kauske

    13 օր առաջ

    For that chef one, 300 plus the cost of food wouldn't be _too bad,_ if it was all frozen meals I prepared once a week. But I say this knowing I would 100% not waste my time going out to shop for them when I can make a weekly order for prep from a wholesaler and have it delivered. That also said, they're likely gonna be looking at another 200-300 for cost of food (cheap due to being vegan, so it's just gonna be veg + rice and beans for the mostpart)
    I'd probably also charge for delivery, so maybe 10-20$ if it was nearby for fuel and time. Or they can come pick it up. But if they want a chef in house? Minimum 25$ per hour on-site, and 15$ per hour for off-site prep work. For 3 meals a day that's easily gonna be 300-400 plus the cost of ingredients. I am also on the cheaper side as far as caterers go too.

  • Legendary Trash Artist

    Legendary Trash Artist

    13 օր առաջ

    He has a nice voice 😄

  • Stupidity Rampage

    Stupidity Rampage

    13 օր առաջ

    3:48 that's actually a great deal tbh

  • Arch Angel

    Arch Angel

    13 օր առաջ

    In the automotive industry we work on labor hours. Yes, maybe the job takes me 30 minutes and we're charging for 2 hours. But the labor hours is a function of difficulty and actual time needed. Not to mention skill. People complain about that a lot and I'm more than willing to tell you what tools to buy and how to do it yourself if you're too cheap to pay me enough to do it lmao.

  • Green-ish Dirt

    Green-ish Dirt

    13 օր առաջ

    I saw the thumbnail and I just clicked by instincts

  • Andre walker

    Andre walker

    13 օր առաջ

  • Jonathan Jönsson

    Jonathan Jönsson

    13 օր առաջ

    Me reading title after clicking video:
    ”r/malicouscomplience”

  • Dominik Harder

    Dominik Harder

    13 օր առաջ

    Haha, i love the way he pronounced "Herr Nachname" xD

  • Johan Emmenes

    Johan Emmenes

    13 օր առաջ

    @9:18 So cool to see world's best motoring journalist in one of these vids! Lol yeah we know who he is referring too

  • Himawari

    Himawari

    13 օր առաջ

    As a german,i think the way you pronounced the name of the artist in the end is really funny,but creative😂❤

  • cherklem

    cherklem

    13 օր առաջ

    Adam Croft, I can read through the black cover

  • the artwoolf

    the artwoolf

    13 օր առաջ

    Pizza is arguably healthy in proper ammounts for a meal and not eaten constantly

  • Matthew Cleland

    Matthew Cleland

    13 օր առաջ

    Selling the Legend of Zelda - The Links Awakenaking.

  • Colombia el parce

    Colombia el parce

    13 օր առաջ

    Why the auto generated subtitles says Korean XD

  • George Solomon

    George Solomon

    13 օր առաջ

    Got an add to help me sleep. This might be a sign to see a doctor about my insomnia

  • Jotaro Kujo

    Jotaro Kujo

    13 օր առաջ

    Zaaaa Worldooooooo!!!!!!!
    *time stops*

  • Agent Joseph

    Agent Joseph

    13 օր առաջ

    When he said awakening. "A Wa ke nang king

  • G. S.

    G. S.

    13 օր առաջ

    Idk, I keep seeing criticisms of Yandere Dev or.. Alex or whatever his name is IRL; and like, okay. Sure. Maybe he’s a really shitty person, but all the criticisms I see are generally real weird, like “he wants professional grade art for his game for free” like... alright, no shit, doesn’t every indie game developer? I’M a game dev. I fucking do. I’m just not popular enough to actually reach enough people for them to be hyped by the idea and give their art to my project or to get away with asking people without coming off as pathetic, so I don’t ask. That said, I’ve watched LOTS of indie devs ask for pro volunteer work with NO shame and, like... nobody cares?
    Hell, I worked for a company like that, who sought out volunteer work—and yeah, if you’re gonna make something professional, you need the pieces to be... good? Ideally you’d fucking pay people, clearly, but if you’re a tiny team or one person, you probably can’t afford legit artist prices, my boss couldn’t afford to pay anyone until the game was finished. Including his regular employees.
    Also, yes, if you want someone to do professional work for you, for free, they more or less have the right to tell you to piss off and your response should be “that’s fair, thank you, have a nice day.”
    But I still don’t get why people are mad that he’d want that. A lot of people ALSO want a million dollars. If a shitty person also wants a million dollars, does... does that make them more shitty? Cuz, if it does, I really don’t get it.
    I have heard some other stuff about him, ranging from “Oh, his game is about murder, that’s horrible, think of the children” to “he sucks at programming, lol, 😂” (um... okay? Sure. What of it? I‘d say Adam Levine sucks at singing, but hey, somebody’s into that shit.) “he steals art,” (I’ve never been given a citation that didn’t turn out to be false,) to “he said he hates his parents and wanted them to die as a teenager” (yes, Brenda, we all went though an emo phase—and for the record, I STILL want my father dead, he’s a bastard,) to “he’s a meanie,” (if I’m honest, I don’t care about that, but his fans have told me he’s super nice so... whatever,) to the most vehement complaint said to me—“he said he isn’t romantically attracted to pre-op trans women” which... uh.
    Weirdly personal detail to bandy about if true (no citation), and even so, is none of my business or anyone else’s but his???
    Actually, as a trans individual, I find anyone being guilted into dating someone they’re not somehow attracted to to be kind of gross... inclusivity like that is a form of condescension that reads more like “I want a diverse body count of doing the nasty so no one calls me a bigot, here, let me fetishize your existence for political correctness” than “I’m trying to broaden my horizons and be accepting of others.”
    Also, someone on here was just bitching about how his merch sales were temporary so that means he only pretends to care about what fans want.
    TL;DR - I’m not saying he’s a good guy, maybe he is, but for all I know maybe he’s a horrible little goblin man. But I am saying the complaints about him I’ve been told so far seem mostly weird and stupid.

  • Lightning_Speed

    Lightning_Speed

    13 օր առաջ

    The thumbnail is funni

  • Justus McKay

    Justus McKay

    13 օր առաջ

    Hey herr_nachmane can I get some fan art I will shout you out on my 5 follower tiktok account

  • Bunni

    Bunni

    14 օր առաջ

    *why is there 215,215 views?-*
    *_this is cursed_*

  • Eleanor Cooke

    Eleanor Cooke

    14 օր առաջ

    Dying at the pronunciation of "awakening"!

  • Diese Anja

    Diese Anja

    14 օր առաջ

    "Herr Nachname" is german and simly means "Mr. Familyname"

  • Steakosaurus

    Steakosaurus

    14 օր առաջ

    11:03 If anyone is curious, that is German and basically means "Mister last name"

  • memelord69 420

    memelord69 420

    14 օր առաջ

    IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE COIFN FATGFTORY LMAOO EANGBEIBgJKEBDGKJB CENTS

  • BackspaceRGB

    BackspaceRGB

    14 օր առաջ

    "expensive car is for free?"
    no its expensive

  • { Animemer }

    { Animemer }

    14 օր առաջ

    Yandere dev
    Career: video game creator
    Developer of: yandrere simulator
    Didn’t know he did crap like this but dang

  • Joseph Hurst

    Joseph Hurst

    14 օր առաջ

    6:14, Cant honestly believe that their are people this STUPID out there who think ANY CHEFF let alone a qualified home cook would accept this. Wait i take that back A QUALIFIED home cook wouldn't take this either.